are you still at the devil's house?
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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