Are we in a gay sports bar?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I have aggressive nipples.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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