I CAN MOONWALK!
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I don't think brook has ever known best
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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