this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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