I think scott just propositioned me for sex
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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