she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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