doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
