I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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