Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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