Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
not ubering you a puppy
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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