he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I could fuck to npr.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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