Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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