one two three fourrrrnication!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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