I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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