Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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