Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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