Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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