Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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