Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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