is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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