ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
is wine microwaveable?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
