you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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