There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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