She said her name was "party"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
