So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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