Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Nicole vs. Life
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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