school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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