normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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