Soap is not a condiment
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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