we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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