I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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