think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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