You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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