I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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