So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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