I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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