Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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