We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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