I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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