How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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