I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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