sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
