Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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