he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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