I just saw a hot homeless man
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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