I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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