I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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