now i know why i became what i already was.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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