question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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