but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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