So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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