Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
please don't ironically join a cult
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