Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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