Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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