Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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